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quote [ ....so I asked David if he would submit himself to a Q&A about the challenges he faces in the kitchen every day. ]

quote [ They found a 750-millilitre jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling". ]

quote [ The Australian film and television industry has launched a major legal action against one of Australia's largest internet service providers for allegedly allowing its users to download pirated movies and TV shows. ]

quote [ "He'll have a bestseller on his hands. " Laura Miller, Salon.com ]

quote [ Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. ]

quote [ [The first email] promised $20 million and in this case, the money was supposedly left behind by her grandfather (J.B. Spears), with whom the family had lost contact over the years.

"So that's what got me to believe it," she said.

Spears didn't know how the sender knew J.B. Spears' name and her relation to him, but her curiosity was piqued.

It turned out to be a lot of money up front, but it started with just $100. ]

quote [ Everybody knows that politics is a contact sport! ]

quote [ A US woman has discovered her husband using his iPhone to send raunchy pictures of his genitals to a lover, which he tried to explain was caused by an Apple bug....

"It was a close-up shot of him pleasuring himself taken at the exact moment of maximum pleasure ... It's such a good shot that one must wonder if he actually practiced it a few times before getting it right," she wrote.... ]

quote [ CNN's Rick Sanchez Reports on Bush being ignored at G20 Summit - Funny, and deserved. ]

quote [ In Star Trek, a deflector shield surrounded the Starship Enterprise, and radiation bounced off it. Now tests show it's possible to create a real deflector shield that would have the same effect. ]

quote [ An English translation of the message used the term "house Negroes," ]

quote [ Yes, it was only a month ago that we were stupid and crazy enough to think that the United States had no choice but to launch a costly new cold war against a nuclear power, even though we still haven’t closed the deal on a couple of mini-wars against Division-III opponents, and we were on the verge of bankruptcy. Ah, to be blissfully naïve–and bloodthirsty at the same time–wasn’t it wonderful? ]

quote [ Let Detroit Go Bankrupt ]

quote [ On December 10, you are encouraged not to call in sick to work. You are encouraged to call in "gay"--and donate your time to service! ]

quote [ Ensure you are private, secure, and anonymous online!
PC Magazine recently named AnchorFree's Hotspot Shield as one of its "Best Free Software Downloads" ]

quote [ Despite a more than thirty year age difference, Cleopatra and Caesar became lovers during his stay in Egypt between 48 BC and 47 BC. They met when they were 21 (Cleopatra) and 52 (Caesar). On 47 BC Cleopatra gave birth to a child, Ptolemy Caesar (nicknamed "Caesarion" which means "little Caesar"). Cleopatra claimed Caesar was the father and wished him to name the boy his heir... ]

quote [ He said that in 20 years time, virtually any transplant organ could be made in this way ]

quote [ Senate Democrats grew significantly stronger on Tuesday with Ted Stevens getting the boot from voters and Joe Lieberman getting a light rap from his colleagues.

Democrats now have 58 seats and a real shot at the fillibuster-proof 60 if things go their way in Minnesota and Georgia. Simply put, Barack Obama will begin his presidency with a very muscular majority in the Senate. ]